Nicolette and Clarissa

WHAT HAS CLARISSA BEEN DOING:

2011-07-31T16:01:00.004+08:00

1. Attending birthday parties

2. Dancing with my pals

3. Analyzing the shape of my boyfriend's eyebrows

4. Watching cars explode

5. Trying to convince my boyfriend to get braces

But nah. I wish I was that hip though.

Lately I've been laying in bed, feeling insecure and worried

That maybe one day you'd forget me :'(

Hahahahhahahahaha sending you hugs and kisses from Auzzieland!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN CLARISSA?

2011-07-31T13:04:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

2011-05-14T23:41:00.003+08:00

OMG IT'S CURRENTLY 3 MORE MINUTES TO 15 MAY-

(Ok I jumped to FB so because I fucking competitive and I OWN YOUR WALL ON YOUR BIRTHDAY >:@ I'M LIKE A DOG AND YOUR WALL IS A TREE AND I'M PEEING ON THE TREE. Ok...)

Alright you know for the past few months, I've been collecting a lot of Taemin and TOP pictures and gifs to use ON THIS DAY OK. And motherfuck my macbook crashed and my photos all gone!!!

BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. THE POINT OF THIS POST IS TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. But alas, that cannot be done because *insert cheesy line about how my love for you extends above the enormity of the universe and therefore cannot fit into a blog post blahblah*

OK LET ME RECALL KEY MILESTONES IN OUR GLORIOUS FRIENDSHIP

Last day of sec1, we finally talked to each other?? I always thought you quite intimidating, cos your face damn dao. So we created stupid pokemons that were related to stupid things, like claromon. HAHA ok just kidding like dickomon and nicomon AND WHAT ELSE AH. Er er boobomon penismon aiya ~the werkz~.

AND THENNN sec2 we were seating partners!!!!! ok that was the best time of my secondary school life ok OK OK YOU STUPID GIRL. And then i was like omg what why is clarissa my seating partner she so dao and quiet. AND SO I HAD TO INVENT TRUTH OR TRUTH. Then on V Day you gave me the bottle of bubbles and then you wrote that you love Truth Or Truth I WAS SO TOUCHED LEH. Fitness Corner xEverydayofoursec2life. Then ahem Jar + Swan period omg tumultuous times of our lives HAHAHHA. And how you let me weep under your coffee table. And how you zoomed into Swan's face. And his friend's face. And when we found that obscene Xanga and we ran away to read it and ok if i rmb it was abt a father who had sex with his daughter thinking it was his daughter's friend. AND THEN RMB we tried to be ahead of the class in Sexual Reproduction then we tried to find BBC educational videos of erecting penises and women giving birth. And we listened to ABBA and Killers tgt which gave birth to Super Grouper and the Super Grouper DANCE DO YOU RMB THE DANCE ANOT. And rmb Nelson Tan (who became some other name which is not as catchy as Nelson Tan). And when we went to Teacher's Estate to sell the stupid CDs and this very nice old couple offered to give us a drink but then we were so cowardly and corrupted with Disney stories that we declined and ran away.

HAHAHAH RMB YOU WERE DAMN OFFENDED AND PISSED OFF WHEN I CALLED YOU A B*TCH OMG SORRY LOVE I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY. PERSON. THAT I REFRAIN FROM CALLING BITCH. Besides strangers and acquaintances.

And Gantan ahem.

And prank-calling. Rmb the Swan one then the plan was that we ask him to do a homosexual survey and you and Giwon suuposed to make sexual sounds and I will shout at you all "STOP IT GIRLS, NO SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR DURING OFFICE HOURS" or something like that. AND YOU TWO BAILED ON ME HAHAHHA.

And how I gladly eat your butter bread for you every bloody morning because I can't help being in love with butter and bread. Even if you put the bread in your skirt pocket... Stop it ok i'm not gross.
And sec3-4 which began the whole long letters thing. I always look forward to your letters like ALWAYS. Like more meaningful than receiving a V Day text from Jar. And how you diss Kpop like siao and then you regretted and accepted it (like how i succumbed as well....). And then when i was really angry and upset over someone, you came and gave me a picozoo letter with the little animal erasers omg I was so touched ok. And then the stupidest thing. My birthday!! You gave me a Kellog's mini cereal box and then you said "Oh my dad works at Kellog's so I asked him to customise it specially for you" AND I TOTALLY FELL FOR IT. LIKE I READ IT AND A TEAR DRIPPED DOWN MY PORCELAIN FACE. And then i realised FUCK NO CLARISSA'S DAD DOES NOT WORK FOR KELLOGS WTF. But still i was damn touched (obviously).

OMG DO YOU REALISE I'M DAMN TOUCHED AT EVERY DAMN THING YOU DO FOR ME.

OK THE ABOVE EVERYTHING HARDLY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR 18TH BUT ALL I WANTED TO SAY IS THAT EVERY MOMENT I SPENT WITH YOU IS SO MEMORABLE AND EVEN THROUGH 5 YEARS ON THEY STILL FEEL LIKE A WEEK OLD MEMORY. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU OK IF ANYONE IN AUSTRALIA BULLIES YOU I SWEAR TO ALL THE HEAVENS THAT I WILL FLY THERE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM COS YOU KNOW I WILL JUST GIVE ME A RING.

UNDERSTAND. OK THIS IS, UNFORTUNATELY, THE END OF THIS BIRTHDAY POST DON'T CRY HOR.

TILL THEN...

Hehe!

2011-04-19T00:43:00.002+08:00

You are 18, and I love you!
Last year you had Wang Lee Hom's chicken essence and the year before you had bio essence, this year.........................................

I give you Robovites, cos it's cute and hip and healthy and I want you to be healthy~

See you soon!

HI OMGOMGOMGDAKFAHSDKASHDK

2011-03-19T18:49:00.003+08:00

OMG IT HAS BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE I LAST POSTED HERE.........

I've been busy the whole of this week and I'm totally sleep deprived! And the worst part is I'm sick again for the 3rd time since I came here!!!! But other than that, things here are alright!

I miss Singapore so much:

1. The food omg yum yum, need I say more?!

2. SECURITY!!!!!!!!! I really miss how safe it is in Singapore! There are so many drunkards here omg and they can be drunk even in the day leh wth!

3. The transport system!!!! ARGH!!!! I have to walk to classes everyday! And it's not just a 5 minute walk kinda thing! It's a 15-20 mins walk kinda thing!! The buses here are..... Um no comment... And I have to walk like 10 minutes to the nearest tram stop! I totally took the bus stop outside my home in Sg for granted....

4. THE PEOPLE. The people here can be quite rude and racist............ I'm not saying all of them but some. And that handful of them is enough to ruin my day!

5. The WEATHER, THE SUNSHINE!!!!! The weather here is so freaking erratic, it can be hot one second and FREAKING cold the next!!! Maybe that's the reason why I got sick so many times since I came here!

6. YOU. Seriously, I miss you so much :c The people here are so different, even the Singaporeans... And I miss you so much!!!!!!!!!! :'c

Always loving (and missing) you,

Huiyu

LAST (baby good) NIGHT

2011-02-06T00:51:00.002+08:00

Last night I had a super random dream of you!!!!!!!!!??!?!??!!!???!

You were just screaming and laughing obnoxiously behind me as we were walking at some bus interchange (to be specific it looks like Choa Chu Kang bus interchange haha) and I turned back...

And hit your chest like the good ol' days, except it felt like u haz blossomed HAHAHAHAHA!

It was such such a random and short dream!!!

AND I THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU BEFORE I LEAVE?!?!??!!!!! Sighhhhh............................. I sigh deeply as if the ground is going to cave in... HAHA GEDDIT GEDDIT???

I miss you so much you won't even know........

Love you so much stupid gal :'c

Please remember to remember me...

THIS POST IS LONG BECAUSE I TYPED CTRL+V

2011-01-18T12:23:00.003+08:00

HAHAHHAHA OMG CLARISSA TOH I WAS JUST READING OUR ARCHIVES AND I WAS FUCKING VIBRATING IN MY CHAIR LIKE SOME LOWCLASS SEX TOY

I still remember the first time you told me you went to Pull and Bear over the phone! I thought it was POOH AND BEAR HAHA, like POOH BEAR!

WELL I AM GOING TO GET IT SOON AND WRITE FINISH THE LETTER AND GIVE IT TO YOU NEXT THURS! PLZ LOOK FORWARD TO IT, HAHA!

Can't wait for Thurs actually. I havn't seen da gang in quite long! I NEVER SEE WEILIN AND YUEBIN SINCE SCHOOL ENDED! That's really quite long!

From now on I am going to copy you and call it gang because I don't know what to call us.

Anyway Kevjoojoo is being a smart alec again... He says gang is a group of troublemaking young people. He is just jealous that he doesn't have any friends! Especially after that time Nicolette didn't include him in your top 4 friends! He has been so bitter about it!!!

OH!!! PLZ STOP MESSING UP MY HAIR NICOLETTE, I AM NOT ROSIE!!!!!!!!!!! Well I am going to tell you all how Nicolette once called me Rosie and pretended that I was a dog and started patting my "fur" and got Weilin into doing it too!

If Nicolette was a dog I will call her SORIE (swap the places of S and R is ROSIE) because she had better be feeling SORIE!

OH OH OH!!! At Yong Siew Toh, there was this guy who had BO and he was like standing around then later he kept pinching his nose because he knew he had BO and wanted to act like the smell was coming from someone else and it's so smelly, HAHAHA! So stupid!

OK THIS POST QUITE LONG BYE!

Ps. I just went to some random person's blog and she said "VALLINA". THAT'S SO FUNNY! IT'S VANILLA FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU SHOULD TRY SAYING VALLINA COS IT'S SO FUNNY!

POOH AND BEAR. SORIE. OMG SORIE. AND VALLINA. It was like I was drowning in the sea and then I surface momentarily for air only to be crushed by wave after wave.

OMGWTF WOAHITSANDREW I TOTALLY FORGOT HIM. AND THAT LONG (LONG AND BEAUTIFUL) LETTER YOU WROTE ME WITH ALL THE YOUTUBE CHANNELS YOU LIKED.

I MISS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WHY CANT WE BE TGT4EVA. :(

Hi, I'm TOP.

2011-01-11T12:32:00.007+08:00

I am back for you Clarissa.

I was busy with promotions, as you know. Doing stuff like

and

and

My busy life.

I'll be back though.

Black sheep

2010-12-03T13:49:00.009+08:00

HEHEHEHEEHAW!

Nope it's just Seung Ri haunting you haha!

AND OMG I WENT INTO EPILEPTIC SHOCK AFTER SEEING KEY'S TUMMY THAT'S DAMN BLOODY SHOCKING BUT UM I DON'T MEAN TO BE CREEPY BUT IT'S KINDA CUTE!!!! WHO NEEDS ABS ANYWAY..........??

Yup, Anyway is still one of my fave words, but I think I use But more than Anyway now! Anyway, check out these Buts.

And here's your fave!

Did I mention that I have the same watch as them?? I saw Taemin and Key wearing it before and I totally loved my watch hehehe!

EWWWW HE'S GONNA DIG HIS NOSE! OR OR OR MAYBE HE ALRD DUG HIS NOSE AND HIS FINGER IS HEADING TO HIS MOUTH TO EAT THE GOLD...............!

Anyway, guess who!!

Okay gtg I need to eat my lunch now, which is a butterfly pao MMM~ Care for some ping pong after that??

Before I leave, here's a pic I found! Someone's stalking you omg...........

Bye~~~~ ^o^

BAM

2010-12-01T13:09:00.005+08:00

WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING SEUNGRI, DO YOU LIKE HIM?!

He's cute.. but not as cute as someone like this.

Ahahha why do I torture myself with his beautiful feminine body.

But seriously, what do you think of this?

Hyahahha heez navel hair and heez unfortunate belly :3

Anyway, of course i know who bobdog is whoever doesn't has no childhood.

Omg isn't Anyway like your favourite word last time?!??! HAHAHHAHAHA AWW I LOVE YOU LIKE ONEW LOVES HIS CHIX KKKKK

Bah

2010-11-29T13:53:00.003+08:00

Hi.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA! I'm so bored right now, BORED 2 TEARS :''''' As I'm typing this there is a tear coursing down my porcelain-like cheek cos I just yawned a bored yawn...

Speaking about Kuku Malu... Do you remember what's Bobdog??

And I totally can't wait to see you IN DA FLESH!

I'm eating a pao now hehe. My classmates talk about Kuku Malu but they don't get high over Kpop stuff EVERRRR! And they always say me when I swear so everytime I'm like FFFFFFFFFFF...reak. So not impactful! Hahahahahhahaha...

...Hahahahahahahahhaha luv u!

KUKU MALU HAHAHA

2010-11-29T06:59:00.001+08:00

GAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT WORD FOR AGES AND I FOUND IT IN OUR ARCHIVES OMG WHY IS POLY SO BORING?!?!

WHY CAN'T. MY CLASSMATES.

TALK.

ABOUT.

THINGS.

LIKE.

KUKU.

MALU.

WHY.

咖哩

2010-11-28T00:39:00.002+08:00

SHANTI SHANTI, CURRY CURRY AH! SHANTI SHANTI, YOGA FIRE!

AND OMG I JUST SAW YOUR PROFILE PIC! COMMUNITYCHANNEL IS IN SG?!?!??! OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!! I FEEL SO LUCKY TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO TOOK A PIC WITH HER OMG THAT'S LIKE QUITE ONE IN A MILLION IMO HAHAHAHHAA OK I AM BEING WEIRD AGAIN!

OKAY BYE!

OMG

2010-11-27T12:22:00.002+08:00

So okay, I dreamt of Daniel Henney today. I sat beside him in some class, and he saw that my phone wallpaper was his face (IT'S NOT IN RL, ITS A PICTURE OF PUPPIES). Then he was the sweetest fuck ever he's damn nice and gentlemanly I was trying so damn hard not to cave.

And we were doing some quiz then I don't know why I suddenly said, "Oh nah, you wouldn't like me" and then he looked me in the eye and said, "Why not?". ARGHOMGWHYISHESODELICIOUS

I feel fucking lousy now leh I think it's pms because I get this every month somehow.

N

DID YOU WATCH INTO THE FIRE

2010-11-27T01:21:00.006+08:00

...Because I watched it twice hehehe. :')

hehe for you :3

Did you know TOP dyed his fucking hair he's a bloody silver surfer now WAYLT?!?!? And i'm a sucker for jongkey and i think i look at jonghyun too much than i should i am sucha shawol i never wanted to be one look what hello baby did to me stupid yoogeun crybaby rambleramble i miss you like crazy OK?!?!??!! :'( T_______________T

I fucking want to go for the chalet even though it's on a school day and it's one week before my common tests.

I'm damn hungry now...

N

DID YOU SEE THIS?!??!

2010-11-15T17:08:00.002+08:00

*SOBZSOB* :''''''''c

He's so good-looking omgomgomgomgomgogm and why is his complexion so freaking good?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-11-14T14:15:00.005+08:00

LIKE HOW MY LOVE FOR BIGBANG AND TOP WON'T CHANGE EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A KPOP KID ANYMORE,

LOVE YOU NICOLETTE AND HMMTASTESGREAT!

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE DAE-EFFING-BAK MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS~ MISS U

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STORYTIME WITH HTG: Hehe and Hoho

2010-06-27T20:32:00.008+08:00

Hehe and Hoho were 2 happy elves living the the Candycane Forest.

It was late afternoon when Hehe received a text message from Hoho on the spiffy handy-dandy-candy mobile.

It was about a gathering with their other friends but unfortunately Hehe couldn't go! So Hehe explained... Hoho replied with a "Wtsfcc (What the shit-flavoured-candycanes). Why?"

Hehe was really depressed................................................... Hehe thought about it so much but didn't know what to do about it because Hehe didn't know how Hoho was feeling... Day and night Hehe thought about it, and was certainly very bothered, but Hehe just didn't know what to do!!!!!

Hehe was so troubled that she dreamt about Hoho replying her message that night, and the next night! And Hehe dreamt about it a week later... After this, Hehe didn't dream about it again, but Hehe constantly thought about it, and about what to do and how to approach the situation and felt really apprehensive... Hehe wished that she had more courage to do something about it!

Hehe was on the way to the cupcake workshop for some cupcake making class one day, and she was thinking of Hoho, again! And Hehe seriously wished that Hehe could know what Hoho was thinking... After the class, Hehe went home to check out candybook on the candyweb. AND HOHO LEFT A CANDYPOST ON THE CANDYWALL!!!!!!

HEHE WAS OVERJOYED, AND HEAVED A HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF :'c

End of story!

Anyway :'c Omg I thought you were angry at me or smth and I didn't know what to do! And I seriously dreamt of you replying my message three times! Like there was once after the second dream, I woke up and thought "Whoa heng, Nicolette's not angry at me!!!!!" then realise it's a dream and be very fan nao about what to do again!

I MISS YOU SO FREAKING MUCH YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH THAT NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT OMG!!!!!!!! Talk to you more soon!! And if you thought I forgot about you, NO!!! I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY OKAY :'c IT WAS BUGGING ME SO MUCH AND I WAS SO SAD WE WEREN'T IN TOUCH!!!

Anyway, I shall end end this post with something quite funny haha!

You know how I don't follow the Twilight thing right??

Classmate: You wanna watch eclipse?
Me: Huh? You're into astrology? Shocking man! When's it? Watch at Science Centre?
Classmate: NO THE MOVIE, TWILIGHT SAGA!!!!!

I'm becoming damn slow now haha!

Anyway, let's catch up soon!!! PLEASE!!!!! :'c

LOVE YOU NICOLETTE WONG CHING SHANNY, FROM CLARISSA. (In a non les_aventures way haha!) TTYLS~~~~

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JUNE SO FAST?!

2010-06-06T19:27:00.005+08:00

IT'S FUCKING JUNE!!!!

Cheers to half of 2010, which has passed by meaningfully (hopefully) for all of us!

Anyway it's been ages since we last updated... Our 100 Posts Project is an epic fail!! :(

This is gonna be a short post because I have to rush my assignments and I haven't started on them for 5 hours. Wtf?!

I need to start now, or i'll get so stressed by mid-week that the only solution would be to do this!!! :

HAHAHHAHA. Don't thank me ;)

Nicolette

99TH POST, 1ST POST

2010-04-22T00:18:00.003+08:00

HI HTG!!!!!

THANKS CLARIIX FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY MESSAGESSSSS, I LOVE ALL OF THEM. And i died laughing when i read the Wang Lee Hom thing HAHAHAHHAHA.

AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THERE ARE NO CUTE GUYS IN MY COURSE EXCEPT MAYBE A FEW. BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I DRASTICALLY LOWERED MY STANDARDS FOR THEM.

Anyway, i hope my babiix Weilin didn't put ideas in your mind cos the post on my blog ISN'T ABOUT YOU!!!

HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU:

HEHEH MAYBE YOU WATCHED BEFORE, BUT IT'S SO HILARIOUS LOOK EVEN TELETUBBIES DRAWN INTO KPOP!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU, THIS IS THE 99TH POST.

Nicolette

PS EVER SINCE YOU ASKED FOR MY HOUSE ADDRESS, I CHECK MY MAILBOX EVERY DAY.

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY NICOLETTE WONG

2010-04-18T23:09:00.002+08:00

OMG 51 MINUTES TO THE END OF 18TH APRIL AND THE START OF 19TH APRIL!!!!!!

DID YOU ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY???? HEHEHE!!!! THIS BLOG HAS SEEN US THROUGH OUR 16TH BIRTHDAYS HEH HEH! And now, your 17th birthday!

HERE'S LAST YEAR'S POST I WROTE 4 U:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROUPER

HEY NICOLETTE MERRY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

I WILL GET YOU BIO ESSENCE EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T AFFORD BOTOX FOR YOU...

HAHA LUV U!

I HAVE SOMETHING VERY NICE 4 U...................................... HAH!!!!!!!!

I think this year I need to get you chicken essence! WANG LEE HOM TRUSTS IN IT LEH HAHA!

I hope that school will be super awesome for you tomorrow, and that you meet some really cute guys and fun girls! Maybe you'll meet a GD or TOP lookalike omg, complete with the awesome hairstyle haha!

Love you, plz be prepared to receive something epic. NOW, WHO'S UP FOR SOME OATMEAL COOGIEZ?

PREGACHU

2010-04-07T23:51:00.000+08:00

THIS IS EVEN MORE AWESOME RIGHT?!?!

Nicolette

SUGARPLUM PRINCEZZ

2010-04-07T22:47:00.004+08:00

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, WHAT'S THAT DELICIOUS SMELL?

AND HMM, IT SURE TASTES GREAT!

Omg long time no update here I miss updating here haha! I've got 3 econs essay to finish by tomorrow but I'm too lazy I'm gonna wake up at 5am tomorrow to finish it hehe.

11 DAYS TO EPIC DAY OMG 12 DAYS TO ANOTHER EPIC DAY! I AM EXCITED FOR YOU!!!! Hope you meet loads of nice people, and good-looking guys HAHA who look like AHEM cute korean people? Hahaha! Oh and I hope they're tall!

Okay I'm gonna continue with the mini-mission!

Mini-mission 3: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Mini-mission 4: To denounce the evil of truth and love.

I'm watching Pokemon on youtube now, so bored hehe! I think Brock is cute...

AND OMG WATCH THIS I STUMBLED ACROSS IT.

BROCK OPENS HIS -.- EYES!

Omg so sleepy gonna concuss now, I'll update again soon!!!

LOVE YOU MORE THAN POKEMON!!!!!

100 POST PROPOSAL

2010-03-17T23:53:00.004+08:00

94 Posts, last published on 28 January 2010!??!

NO WAY.

Therefore, let's embark on a little mission, shall we?

"Let me introduce myself!!!"

(Okay, the first mini-mission to whet your appetite- who said that??)

Alright, alright... Back to the point. At the rate we're updating this blog, reaching a 100 posts would be like finishing 4 chinese compos for Ang LP that are due the next morning before assembly.

So, Toh Hui Yu, art thou on-eth?!?!?!

" Every ounce of this, i shit you not"

(Second mini-mission- who said this??)

Till then!

Nicolette

Omg fun!!!!

2010-01-28T22:55:00.000+08:00

I feel like going back to the US and buying the all year round Disneyland pass rite now and go there everyday!!!!! GO ROLLER COASTER!!!!!!!!!

Let's go to Universal Studios together one day!!!

Iz thiz n0rmal?!

2010-01-21T19:58:00.012+08:00

Just awhile ago I had dinner.

Before dinner I was feeling really annoyed at the world, thinking today's such a bad day! Then while kiaping some kimchi (HAHAHA!!!!) to eat with my porridge, I was overwhelmed by annoyance and about 3 droppa tears of annoyance coursed down my porcelain-like skin. (Haha I am kidding okay, I am just trying to bask in some creative english writing. Actually I miss writing compos!!!)

Then I ate my kimchi porridge.

After eating, I went back to my room and went on youtube and watched this video:

(okay I hope only you, as in Nicorette gum, sees this, this is the first time I ever embedded a kpop vid anywhere on the internet ahhhhh, plz don't think I am annoying... T_T) (TT_TT, haha!)

I found myself giggling to myself... Because TOP is so cute (WHOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~ HEHEHE ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^!!!!!!!) and then I thought today's an okay day.

Wth right! Is this even normal???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg I sound so crazy right!!!! But it's only today. Only happens... Sometimes. Rarely. Super ultra rare. As rare as... Lil Frankie (neopets, rarity index: 120, 96,338 NP. Awesome right!!!!! I got it for free!) Anyway I hate it when I'm like that, so volatile and it's like I don't know what am I and I hate feeling like that!!!!

Maybe it's just because I'm at the peak of my youth... Mad hormones?????!!!!!

But anyway, I'm in control of myself most of the time (99.99999999...%) and I know myself the best hyuk hyuk hyuk. I really can't stand it when ppl who tell me I'm a (insert something bad) person. Like for eg "I think you're a very hostile person, you've... changed...". Plz lor, don't come and anyhow give me shit, I know who am I and I like knowing who am I............ I am only like that to you that's why you think so, hahahaha!! Last time Moo always said things like that to me...

But I hope I stay the same, I don't wanna go through some sort of identity crisis in jc. The other time you told me about the crescent acjc zi pai girl and the story still haunts me! If I ever become like that, please show me this blog entry!!!!

Okay I haz sidetracked too much. It has been a long time since I used excessive punctuation, and it is SHIOK~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, I just wrote this long post because I felt like broadcasting myself for a little while. And because I love typing nonsense in HTG WHOOOOOO GO HTG LOVE HTG! It's like a documentary, no, blogumentary??? Kinda. Haha.

I am not mental, hehe! This is so wordy sorry! Or if I want to take it the next level, mianhae... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT was irritating!

Ps. Nicorix u better faster update! Anyway can't wait for Sunday, let's do something explosive for wl! Love you miss you bye~~~~~~! \\(^o^)//

Awesome cute gif to end post: (1st time I'm doing this too. This is really an outlet to talk about kpop haaaaaahahahahahha I have no one to talk to about k___ because I'm scared!!!)

K BAIXBAIX FOR REALS!

hehohaheehaw

2010-01-04T22:27:00.002+08:00

To celebrate 2009 and welcome 2010, I looked thru all the pics in my tablet and came across this:

Haha! Reminds me of the stalking ppl days heheh...............

But I imitated his expression the best, right anot!!!!! Heehee.

Dream

2009-11-21T23:00:00.002+08:00

I am so sick of watching those lovey dovey dramas!!!!!!!!!!! Okay lah, I actually like it alot but then recently all the dramas I'm watching really damn draggy and all!

Anyway the night before last last night, I dreamt that there was a tyrannical fat man in my house and there were alot of people there too. They were my friends in the dream but they are really just strangers.

So anyway the fat man was damn unreasonable and violent, and he kept threatening to kill people. We couldn't do anything to stop him 'cause he was fat and strong! But I don't know why we didn't escape when the fat man went away, just happened like that in the dream.

And then right, I tried being the heroine when the fat man was gone, I told everybody to cooperate when the fat man came back. The plan was that I take the cleaver and hit him on his head from behind and then everybody must start hitting him also.

So right, when the man came back, I snuck from behind with the cleaver and then I hit him! But there was this invisible force field around his head, so every time I brought the cleaver down to his head, the cleaver will hit his left shoulder instead! And seriously ah, the 'friends' in my dream pissed me off like mad 'cause they didn't hit him in the end!!!!!! They just sat and stared at me lor! And in the end the dat man didn't even concuss 'cause I couls only hit his shoulder!

But I kept on hitting and hitting until his shoulder lan diao. Like seriously it was just hanging loose but still attached to his body, like his shoulder blade smashed like that. No blood lah. Then the fat man turned around.

Then I woke up.

With the back of right leg hurting like @!#$%^...

:Q

2009-11-10T19:50:00.002+08:00

This is so sad... Never once did I think that my sole of my shoes were glued by a poor child somewhere out there, I thought it was all machine work, I will value my stuff more!!

Omg I'm like some hardcore youtube watcher cos I keep posting up vids from youtube haha!

My phy pp 1 was kinda easy today, I hope chem will be easy too! 1 more 1 more 1 more w00tz! Good luck 2 you~~!!!

Rear Window

2009-11-07T13:55:00.003+08:00

This is so intense. I didn't watch the whole thing but it's already so awesome!

CHAM LIAO.

2009-11-05T22:30:00.005+08:00

Aiya I am too sad so I need to come here and tok... No mood to study lit.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I am seriously going to get sai results, I know, but then you know being human I secretly hope that there'll be some miracle. And you know they keep saying stuff like we are top 10% of the cohort so we can blah blah blah. But aiya I never put in enough effort and all...

Even if God helps me I won't be able to get good results cos I'm not even putting in the effort. Actually God is always helping me by giving me strength etc but I use it in non-profitable ways. He really helped me this year esp... It's really heng ke lao sai (OMG HAHAHA I AM LAUGHING AT WHAT I JUST TYPED I AM SO LAME!!!! I am going to spam heng ke lao sai everywhere now!) lor, because I was really slack before chinese O's. Plus I never go Church during the O's period OMG I AM SO GUILTY AND SORRY WHY AM I LIDAT :(

Sorry for being so ranty over here but I need to tell someone about this NOW, lucky got HTG, HENG KE LAO SAI!!!!

Appropiate ah lian expression: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZ.

But anyway, I really can't w8 for this to end, let's do something fun after O'z, HENG KE LAO SAI~~~~~~~~~~

I am going to abbreviate heng ke lao sai because I really love it. HKLS! Whoooooo~~~ I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE 4 LETTER GAME: HKLS!

EDIT:

Omg how I have so much to say but no one 2 tok to because I don't want to disturb people... If they sai diao for their papers then it'll be my fault, hahaha!

I JUST SAW THIS PICTURE AND OMG, THE PERSON SO HANDSOME!!!! I don't know if it's a boy or a gal tho. If that's a boy OMG WOOTZ, but it's a gal... Nay, but you gud lookin' anyways.

Ok... This is my first time admitting this EVER but haaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I totally understand it when you like _. You know who not?! You know right!!! Because in primary school... OMG HAHAHA SO EMBARRASING! You know what I'm trying to say right??????? Not that I like them in that way, just that they are so fun and nice and I like to be around them! OMG HAHAHAHAHAH NO ONE READS THIS ON A REGULAR BASIS EXCEPT FOR YOU AND ME RIGHT? PLZ SAY YES IF NOT I WILL DELETE THIS POST HAHAHAHA! I just have urge to tell someone now! And they don't gossip/judge people because they are like that, hahaha. I still really like hehehohohaha when I went back to primary school in Sec 2, in the friend way lah!

Haixxxzzzz................ talking about all this I feel bad about the "eyecandy" thing. Cos in Sec 1 I was really damn grossed about that hype. But eh, I like them in the friend way and not the hardcore eyecandy way the way the people were in Sec 1 lor. I am still against that anyways... But this is how I feel/think lah haha I hope I am clear enough........... And I am apologetic for being so sai whenever you tell me about _ hahahahahahahahahha. I am so sorry, I never wanted/expected myself to tell anyone because it was in pri sku and I have never been that ever since.

Anyway, I am no les_aventures. Hehe!! Omg I keep thinking about it and I am still sorry! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! I will listen attentively if you want to talk about anyone from now on and not critisize them, heehaw~!

I HAVE THIS VERY STRONG URGE TO CUT MY HAIR SHORT NOW! Like into this short crop thing cos I am SO SICK OF LONG HAIR... But I can imagine myself looking damn screwed in it cos I don't think short hair is my thing. But then I see so many people looking nice in short hair, I also want to cut! And seriously, my hair is dropping :(((((((((( At least in short hair my hair doesn't drop that much and it's easier to maintain. I don't know leh.

Omg this post so long. I wrote 2 long posts in one night. I am becoming mad from all my slacking...Let me eng this long wordy post with pics from my short hair days, which is out Sec 2 days when we were young and innocent kids(who downloaded that chat room thing and stole lines from your book and have on9 ______________ with a random person who we suspected who was also doing the same thing with his friends hahaha!)

Shud I cut it?

Omg your long hair and my short hair haha, and our dao pimple-less faces...

WHOO EXCITING HAPPY TYMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rememeber that day! My blouse got stained Yuebin's paint thing and then we went to Taka and ate KFC and took a pic infront of a giant doremon stuff toy. Was this the day we prank called people??? Ok, my memory not very good... But omg our prank calling days were intense, especially the dying ah ma prank call OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! I am seriously laughing, LIKE LOL-ing in real like!!!!!! Not like those people who say LOL online but are actually not lol-ing in real lyfe! Giwon was seriously freaking awesome in that ah ma voice HAHAHA! And I am still very thankful that Swan didn't pick up his phone the other time, omg, what was I thinking hahaha!!!

Man, those days were AWESOME. Thinking about it makes me feel happy, like I lived a good life haha!! MISS YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha omg I suddenly recall our hardcore slack days. We didn't do our homework and always copied it in the morning. HAHA our Math 1 and Math 2 were like... And others already started on a new book! It's kinda amazing how we managed to pass our end of years with not-so-sai results, considering how much we slacked! That was a totally HKLS moment!

Actually sometimes I feel like I'm living too much in the past... But then some other times I feel like I'm moving on way too fast, then I start to live in the past again, then I start to hate living in the past too much, then I get out of it and move on again, then hate myself of moving on too fast then live in the past again and then the cycle repeats and repeats and repeats like a crazy mad thing. I am so weird, I think I'm the only person who's mad like that!

What the sai, this post is 900+ words, and I talked so much about myself, I am an annoying brat haha! Bye!!!!

Anyway VS Seriously

2009-11-05T21:37:00.004+08:00

The double i thing is damn true!

Haha I couldn't because I was doing lots of last minute revision, like REALLY REALLY last minute! I seriously SLACKED the shit out of myself. I havn't slacked this much before any exam lor! I am scared of myself sometimes... And, I am opening the poly option because of my hardcoreness, oh well.

While we are still on the topic of being a hardcore slacker, I need to say that I HAVN'T STARTED STUDYING FOR LIT. I know wtf right, it's already almost 10!!!!!!! I don't know why I am so hardcore lor!!!!!!! Seriously damn annoyed at myself but my willpower to study is nowhere to be found!

Anyway, my new favourite word is not anyway anymore, even though I just used it! It's seriously and really, haha!

Actually, the O's passed damn quickly. Almost 2 weeks have passed but it feels only like a few days! 4 more papers to go, and after tomorrow's lit, only 3 more papers! And out of the 3, 2 papers are MCQ!

Aiya, I am just going to expect the worse because I seriously did not put in much effort. My chinese is gone down the drain because my chem and phy and FREAKING SS will kill me. And even though my english is one of my power subjects, I am going to be one of the 40++% of people in our school who won't get a distinction. I mean seriously man, only 30 people got distinction for prelims, it's not even A1 leh, how can I expect myself to get A.

Hahahahahahahahhahaha I am so annoying for ranting here I should stop now because once I write something I will want to keep on writing and writing (does not account for the times I'm doing SS sbq/lit) because I keep thinking about things to write. Like how I'm thinking about writing about how I wrote so much for my eng compo and didn't finish my functional writing. I wrote 4 and a half pages for my compo, I never wrote that much for a compo before!! I hope the marker doesn't hate me and not mark the compo because I went over limit...

Ok seriously I NEED TO STOP AND STUDY LIT OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGMGOMGOMGMGMMGOMGMGMgomMG I HAVN'T STUDY SAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST REMEMBERED ONLY SAI SAI SAI!!!!!

OKAY SAI GTG IF NOT I DIE FOR MY COMBINE HUMANS!!!!!!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND ALL DA BEST FOR TMR!!!! <33333333

HAHA!

Boo

2009-11-01T23:18:00.002+08:00

HAHAHA THAT'S REALLY DAMN EPIC!!! Twiinkle twiinkle liitle staarr. I seriiously thiink the most basiic ah liian necessiity iis to type wiith double Iis. C'mon ii already lookiing liike an ah liian whiile typiing pretty much perfect Engliish.

I'm bloody screwed for this week's papers. Maybe not for Bio, because i love Bio with all my heart. But well, you never know. Unrequited love hurts..

Why didn't you document Amath paper? :(

Oh fuck, i'm not treating the Os as seriously as i did with... PSLE. I mean, that's the only very major exam we've had so far. Is it just me, or is it supposed to be this way???

Nicolette

My Grandfather's Clock

2009-10-31T22:33:00.006+08:00

This is so sad and nice... Not nice because the old man d___ lah, plz don't ha_nt me...

I was surfing around youtube feeling bored then I clicked onto one nursery rhyme, which led to many other nursery rhymes.

Haha but I also don't know why I'm watching nursery rhymes when there are 2 papers on Monday!!!!

This is epic haha. No, I mean this.

Ok wadeba haha, till next tym.

Emath Paper 2

2009-10-28T21:35:00.002+08:00

Wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be! I thought that since Paper 1 was quite okay, they will purposely make paper 2 harder.

But then easy papers are never good because that means that lots of people will get high scores then the A1 standard will be higher!

I am so unprepared for Amath................ I havn't been practicing since forever.

And I just realised that I have been spelling havn't wrongly since forever.

Aiya English over whatever, I am going to do badly for english, my hopes are on maths!

Gud luck!!!!!!~~~~

*(~o~)*

Emath Paper 1?

2009-10-27T18:52:00.002+08:00

Omg I am like documenting the O level lyfe.

IT WAS OKAY RIGHT?

I thought that it was okay I hope my results reflects it!!!!! To be truthful I didn't study much I slacked away last night and only started studying like... This morning hahahhaa. Seriously the afternoon papers will kill me because I will keep on thinking that I still have time the next day!

I made a careless mistake tho. Is your answer for Qn 1(b) -12?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??! COS EVERYBODY'S ANSWER IS -12 BUT MINE IS 12!

I AM BLIND LOR. O wElLxX...

Hope I won't be blind tmr! I bet tmr's paper will be bloody hard cos Paper 1 was okay.

Good luck for tmr's paper, do it damn quickly and don't be careless and rmb to bring calcu and mathematics set and curve ruler/french curve OK?

I tynk you won't see this cos I think no one goes online now. Everybody's mugging their asses off while I'm slacking. WTF.

BUT IN CASE YOU SEE THIS GOOD LUCK LUV U!!!!!!

English...

2009-10-26T20:50:00.003+08:00

...

........................................................................................................ WAS BLOODY F-ING AWESOME.

SRSLY.

C'MON LET'S JIA YOU MORE FOR THE REST OF THE SUBJECTS~~~~~~~~~~

I LOVE YOU~ \\(^o^)//

Tmr emaths, WHOO GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!

2009-10-22T13:49:00.002+08:00

OMG O'S IN.............................. 3 MORE FREAKING DAYS!!!!!!

I am bloody @!$(&%#(@ unprepared, bloody shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg good luck to you.. Miss you loads too.............................................................. :(

2009-09-10T23:48:00.003+08:00

HAPPY 80TH POST, HMMTASTESGREAT!

And as all great anniversaries go, here's a present from me- A post. Gasp, isn't that simply brilliant?! I haven't posted here since who knows when, and i am dwelling in a dump called Guilt..

I really can't wait for the Os to be over, because i have an ARRAY OF ACTIVITIES lined up for myself!

So what about you? Any eggciting things you've planned after the Os?

With love,
Nicolette

Total pwnage.

2009-07-25T22:33:00.002+08:00

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I JUST PWNED YOU RIGHT THERE DIDN'T I!

I PWN THE ASS OUT OF YOU HEHE I HOPE THAT MADE YOU LOL COS IT MADE ME ROFL LMFAO!

Till next time,
Clarissa the girl who never fails to pwn you.

Sniff

2009-07-23T13:11:00.002+08:00

OMG I AM SO BORED.

All the loa people must be bored to death too... Sorry man............................. Heeheehoohoohaahaa!

I'm am currently sniffing away because of all these yawning, not because I am still infected. I'm feeling damn healthy right now and I want to go back to school but I'm not cause it'll be unfair to all the other loa peeps, haha!

PEEP PEEP! BEEPO BEEPO GARANGKUNI BEEPO BEEPO SUI BO ZHUA DIAN SI GI!!!!!! BEEPO BEEPO!

Hahahaha. Omg, bored to tears.

Night into day into night into day into night, so... Boerd... Haha so bored...

I want 2 run at the track right now.

"I will kill you and eat your firstborn child!"

That guy is so addicted to that game like seriously, feel damn sad for his mum and dog. Did you see the poor dog being frightened by him! I felt damn scared watching the video, didn't you?!?!?!?!?!??!

Ok c u nex tym, byez.

Nerves and Pervs

2009-07-09T18:57:00.003+08:00

Hey!

Clarissa, love your post about your terrific spelling! I'm so hungry, do you still have your barter sandwitches/bred?!

How do you find my spelling? O:-)

You're really gifted at writing long entries you know, usually i'll be bummed halfway through an entry and it'll be so short (and sweet).

I did my personal best for my Chinese Orals. Ok who am i kidding, i'm just trying to comfort myself. I was SO nervous before the exam... I was short of breath and i felt like all my muscles were gonna cramp...

Ah well, I sucked quite a bit; my passage was crap. I was reduced to stuttering by the next half of the text. As for conversation, my points were all over the place, i made up the stupidest phrase (Which, by the way, induced a confused expression by the examiner), and i hardly answered their questions. Thankfully for the Chinaman teacher, i think he was nicer to me than to the others, so i hope he'll be more lenient with my kick-ass passage reading. :-/

Recently, there are a shitass load of pervs in Singapore, you know?!

Just today, i was on the bus from school and then there was this really weird old man who stared at me with an expression i cannot describe. And when i was at another bus stop, i turned around and this other man was looking at me. So i just looked behind him, and looked back at him, and his mouth turned up to the most. Disgusting. Smile. Ever. Oh my gosh i really felt like killing myself there and then. :-(

I think i'm gonna write to Dear Kelly or something. (HAHAHHAHAHA!!)

Is this long enough?!

Nicolette

"Cracking the code" Quiz!

2009-07-03T23:46:00.006+08:00

Omg Giwon replied me! Feels like I found my lost child at the department store...

SUCCESS!

o^-^o to the max!!!!!!!!!!!!! Feels so undepressed and bored now! THE WONDERS OF A SMS!

AND THAT WAS A NICE GOODNIGHT MESSAGE WITH LOTSA EXCLAIMATION MARKS! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT? LAST NIGHT?

Omg this is so weird because you are going to see this tomorrow so LAST NIGHT refers to my tonight. YOU UNDERSTAND?! You better understand if not the...................................... CURSE OF THE COCONUT...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What does your "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" message last nite mean?! Referring to si mi? You better tell me if not...................................

*Quiz starts here*

CURSE OF THE MONKEY BACKSIDE!

CURSE OF THE NICOLETTE'S MONKEY BACKSIDE!

CURSE OF THE ASS MONKEY BACKSIDE!

CURSE OF THE IZ MONKEY BACKSIDE!

CURSE OF THE SAGGING MONKEY BACKSIDE!

CURSE OF THE 'N' MONKEY BACKSIDE!

CURSE OF THE DIMPLEY MONKEY BACKSIDE!

Can you crack the code? It's damn easy I bet you can.

Answers for this quiz will be out tomorrow night (4th July). Please send

"Your answerYour nameAnd a picture of a monkey's backside"

to 1800-ans-to-clar's-awesome-quiz

Winners sill stand a chance to win a all expense paid 4D3N trip to *the answer of this quiz* Increase your chance of winning by messaging more times! Each sms costs $100000.

Or you may leave a comment for free at the bottom of this post. You better do this quiz if not... CURSE OF THE *ans of this quiz*

Thanks for your participation and stay tuned for the answer. Remember to send in all your answers by tomorrow night!

Ps. I am a genuis.............................. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

So long

2009-07-03T22:18:00.003+08:00

HELLO NG NG NICOLETTE! LOVE YOU!

I was laughing while typing in the email address to log into here!

This email got so many purposes ah. RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?

RIGHT!

Heehee! I am so bored right now. Last time when I was a little girl I always spell "bored" as "boerd". And then I spelt "which" as "witch". I remember there was once I suddenly forgot how to spell "which" and I wrote "witch" in the whole compo. The teacher was like asking me if I was talking about a "witch" or if I made a spelling error. I hope you understood what I meant!

I used to be bloody bad at spelling so much so that my teacher suspected I had dyslexia and I went for the test. BUT NO I DIDN'T HAVE IT! Haha, my spelling was just purely bad on its own. Does it make sense? I hope it does.

Today while surfing the net I suddenly thought about Giwon and then I missed her alot and sent her a message why she never reply one! Hope she's doin' a'ight w00tz.

Omg I'm talking about random boring stuff! I'm transferring this bordem of mine into this post! That's bad!

Okay lah I will blog next time when I'm more humourous and not bored.

Oh, talking about humour... My humour level has gone down like... until -10000000 pts. My humour in the beginning of the year was +10000000000 pts. Or at least I think so. HAHAHAHA maybe because life gets more sian day by day. I am such a lazy girl.

OKOKOK I stop talking already bye the very few people who will read this!!!!!!! Bye Nicolette!!!!!!!!!

OMG WAIT WAIT I LEARNT A NEW EMOTICON TODAY

o^-^o

I WILL USE IT EXCESSIVELY IN OUR MSN CONVOS HAHAHAHAHAHA. AND ALSO HERE'S A GENTLE REMINDER TO YOU TO SEE THE AYG WEBBIE IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IT'S JUST TOO TOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!! :D

Okay I will stop fo'real now. This post is so long! The long entries are all from me! Ah I just keep typing and typing okay I got to press the publish post button very fast so I can stop this cycle of typing more and more and more and mo-

WHASSSSSSSSSSUP?!?!

2009-06-22T23:01:00.002+08:00

HEY THERE!!!!

I miss this page!! And Clarissa, i battle you to a game of Bejeweled >:-) (Truth be told, i think i'll lose to you..)

Yeah anyway, words can't describe how much i miss you! I haven't spoken to you in such a long while. Do you miss me too? If you don't, i'll have you at gun point, you know.

Shall we start on a new project to revive this blog?!

Nicolette

Facebook

2009-06-07T22:06:00.002+08:00

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I seem like a Facebook addict who plays Bejeweled 24/7...

Thanks for introducing this wonderful social networking site to me!!

I used to envy those who could achieve 100,000+ on Bejeweled...

Haahaahoohooheehee heehaw!!

Yup

2009-06-05T22:14:00.002+08:00

一百分男孩，
不要假装不明白。
一百分男孩，
给我一百分的爱。

HAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW FROM WHERE RIGHT!!!

2009-06-05T00:38:00.000+08:00

WHOOHOO HI HMMTASTESGREAT!!

LOVE YOU NICOLETTE!!!

2009-06-02T17:06:00.002+08:00

Omg look @ the date I made it on time!!!!!!!!!! Haha okay I totally cheated and changed the post date. Today's 3rd June heeheeheehee haw sorry sorry sorry sorry naega naega naega monjo nega nega nega nega pajyo pajyo pajyo pajyo baby.

OMG HAHA.

Anyway, thanks for today (yesterday) totally enjoyed myself.

Let me post up some beautiful pictures.

Owait, that's not a picture, that's a video! That's so damn true BTW.

Anhyyyyyyyyyyywhayyyyyyyyyy, I think this June hols is going to suck cos we'll have to study and study and study and I havnt even finish my bloody CIP BOOHOO.

ok update again tmr since i didn't do a good job today see i cant even be bothered to capitalize words or insert apostrophes... ok bye c u tmr

YAY!!!

2009-05-06T21:52:00.002+08:00

Omg i totally miss this blog!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, i'm feeling like dying now. There's SS tomorrow and i can't study at all.

But at least i studied extra hard for Chinese!!!

Alright i just wanted to update this lovely blog for May.

**** SS!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROUPER

2009-04-18T22:08:00.003+08:00

HEY NICOLETTE MERRY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

I WILL GET YOU BIO ESSENCE EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T AFFORD BOTOX FOR YOU...

HAHA LUV U!

I HAVE SOMETHING VERY NICE 4 U...................................... HAH!!!!!!!!

Kewl

2009-03-28T22:30:00.001+08:00

So awesome, heeehee.

Regret of the moment: Quitting piano, argh!!!!!

Periodic Table.

2009-03-09T17:53:00.005+08:00

I am updating this site excessively, hahaha!

But no choice, I am too lazy to do up my Xanga.

I NEED TO STUDY STUDY STUDY!

Good luck for your SPA skill 3 this week, andgood luck for the bloody common tests...

I love da enrichment course omg, I think my course is the awesomest course. I am missing the course and I am so going back for the booster session!!!!!!!

Wish it was special week every week.

Omg O level Chinese in TEN WEEKS.

TEN WEEKS TEN WEEKS, TEN WEEKS.

TEN WEEEEEEEKS!!!!!

I am so scared! I don't want to take it a second time 'cause if I take it another time, I'll be taking it with the Sec 3 higher chinese people and obviously, their standard will be higher right!

AHHHHH, O LEVELS!

Okay I am going to study damn hard and keep my trainers' words in mind thanks bye!

Ps. What is parameswara???

Social Studies.

2009-03-02T21:51:00.004+08:00

I hate hate hate how Microsoft Word always underlines/auto correct my British spelling!!!!!

>:(

>:( >:( >:( >:(((((((

Ps. Good luck for Emath test, Eng mock and SS mock tmr luv you.

Pps. My dad finally found out that I throw/hide my bread in the side pocket in the car, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so gross!!!!!! H8 butter bread 4 lyfe. He says that the side pocket is oily and my mum says there's worms and I have to clean it.

Titanium.

2009-02-26T23:03:00.003+08:00

YESSSSS! 6th post this month.

This is hmmtastesgr8 because the number of posts each month has been decreasing decreasing decreasing BUT NOW IT'S +1, WHOOHOO!

Anyway, I'm so so so so so so so scared about Cross-Country tomorrow. My heart is beating real quickly as I'm typing this because I'm really damn bloody scared and nervous!

I have at least get top 20 if not I'll be a failure tracker and if I don't I will totally ruin the celebrative (izzat?) tomorrow cos we are celebrating _ and _ birthday tomorrow so I have to get top 20 if not I will cry and wail and scream and throw a tantrum and throw B@!#$%slap (HAHAHA) the top 20 people on facebook (DOUBLE HAHAHA).

THAT'S A LONG SENTENCE! HAHA! But really :( I'm so scared of the canoeists and hockey people :(

Did Weilin sing or something in some competition cos it seems like she did in the pics. Omg, I feel so drifted away from you all :'(

Loe you very much Nicolette Wong and I hope I will never ever forget you and I hope that the polaroid not fade :'''''''((((((((

OMG SO SAD! :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

O levels in 8 months time (right?) :( Then we'll graduate :( I hope we'll keep in touch :(

I MISS GIWON :::::::::::::::::::::::::::((((((((((((((((((((

This is such a negative post. Okay bye :((((((((((((((((

Why so random?

2009-02-22T20:13:00.004+08:00

THE SIGHT OF LOU HEI MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!!!!!

I am having a headache as I'm typing this 'cos I can smell the imaginary lou hei smell. Suckz!

My family does not have the tradition of eating lou hei every CNY so I've only like ate it a few times and everytime, IT SUCKS! Seriously, why so ~~serious~~ horrible?

This year I ate lou hei at one of my parents' friend's 80th b'day and we had lou hei. It tasted horrible but I forced it down my throat anyway, thought that I was a strong galgal.

BUT AFTER THE DINNER, I puked in the car because it was so bloody horrible!

Please do not mention lou hei or it's other names in my face, because I will puke on you, thanks.

Oh, and I hope that my husband's family doesn't have the tradition of eating lou hei because I WILL puke on them.

But yeah, that's the main point of this post because I just saw a picture of a lou hei and needed to express my grief somewhere.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, BHYE.

FOB.

2009-02-22T00:10:00.002+08:00

This is too funny so I've to share it with you all!

This is what my coworker told me a while back. He had just bought a new pair of luxury pony skin shoes, and was wearing it for the first time on a trip to somewhere with his dad when it started raining.

him: (tip-toe-ing and walking across the streets very slowly and carefully not to get his shoes wet)
his dad: why are you taking so long?? what are you dancing on the street for??
him: dad, these are new pony-skin shoes, I can’t get them wet!
his dad: hah, pony skin shoes?? you make such a fuss, you think pony never took a shower in whole life?

This is one of the posts from mydadisafob.com! It's damn funny! Do you know what's a FOB in the first place?? You can also check you mymomisafob.com, seriously, it's so entertaining!

And no, FOB does not stand for fall out boy, HAHAHAHA!

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW WHAT IS A SUPERPOKE?!?!?!?!

Lost...

2009-02-20T23:40:00.005+08:00

... In the world of social networking. Srsly.

About my knee... It has already healed. BUT it still looks damn gross because the new skin is still very new and there is a friggin' mosquito bite on it. WTH, stupid mosquito!!!!!

Hate hate hate mosquitos! >:(

As I'm typing this, I'm also looking at how to use Facebook (because Nicolette has asked me so many timez to create Facebook) and I'm surprised at how many people already "wants to be my friend".

I don't know what to put for highschool. Facebook is like... so foreign and alien!!!

MY TABLET IS SO LAGGY! And I feel quite gross adding friends on Facebook, I don't know why! And I don't know what to do to my profile.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! NICOLETTE FASTER COME AND TEACH ME!

MTFBWY.

What's the fuss about Valentine's Day?

2009-02-14T15:23:00.004+08:00

Just for the record, i don't have a date, and i'm not feeling fiercely jealous of those who have.

But what exactly is the fuss about this V.Day??

This is the only year i have these things happening to me:

I get questions such as "Got a Valentine's Date?"/ "Wanna hook up with my friend for V.Day?" (Parrot-phrasing from a friend)/ "No date ah?"
My friends have V.dates
My sister is moaning about the misery of being alone for Valentine's.

D'YOU KNOW WHY??? D'YOU KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S SO OBSESSED ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR???!!

Because it falls on a Saturday. A weekend.

"Gasp! So that's why!!!!"

Nicolette

Cookie-cutter Facebook

2009-02-13T22:49:00.002+08:00

HI I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE FINISH LINE. THANK YOU EVERYONE. YES, GOD BLESS YOU TOO. THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Let's get started off with Facebook. Once upon a time, there was a girl called Clarissa who is so stubbornly stuck on Friendster, and fears the strong attractions of Facebook. I don't blame her, Facebook is addictive with the right applications and Superpoke wars. But on the other hand, what good is Friendster? You only get slimy boys and camwhore girls hitting on your page, right?! Facebook protects your privacy; You can't view another's profile if they are not your friends. ISN'T THAT HMMTASTESGREAT?! So, save the Earth, make the switch.

Yeah Clarissa's cockies are the bomb. It's damn yummy!!!! And i especially love the jar that it was contained in. I think after the cockies are gone, i'm going to put special and nice things in it... like origami angels, hearts, and unicorns~~

With that, i end this short but lovely update.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Nicolette

His name is...

2009-01-29T22:34:00.004+08:00

I am currently googling for scar prevention methods, because I slash...

HAHAHA, NO. This is the first time in my secondary school life where I fell and scraped my precious almost scarless knees :(

Anyway, the main point is:

SO CUTE!

Okay please listen to it because it is to cute and bye!

Nicolette, you know what to do... HAHA!

Ps. Do you get the title?! No?

Q(-_-Q)

2009-01-27T23:28:00.004+08:00

Yes, Nicolette is spending her CNY in Egypt, and is currently being infected by dengue. She'll be back soon 'cause her employer found out that she has dengue and tell me, which employer wants a dengue infected slave galgal?!?!?!

But still, Merry Niu Year!!!!! HAHAHAHA I still enjoy laughing at how it's Happy NIU year! Wth, haha!!

It's back to school tomorrow, AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO A FRIGGIN' PIECE OF HW!

Anywayz, today I learnt something new!

Q(-_-Q)
Wanna fight?!

DO YOU SEE IT?! SO FUNNY RIGHT!!!!!!! YEAH, I KNOW! If you don't then you're blind!

Anyway (my fave word), today when I went to my aunt's house I realised that I can see alot more things around her house. I mean, I have been to her house a few times last year but only this time did I realise that I am tall(er)!

Like, I used not to be able to see the top of the fridge, but now I can!

Then I used not to be able to see everything that's on top of the cabinet thingy, but now I can!

And I used not to be able to touch the top of the door, but not I can!

Also, I used not to be able to look into the mirror fully/see what toothpaste they use, but now I can!!!!!!

I'm talking about how I used not to be able to (as a 5 year old), and now being able (as a 15 year old). I just realised only!!! Okz thiz iz lamez siol.

WHAT IS SIOL ANYWAY?! And is sia sial?! How come got L behind? Is it like, Malay????!

Okay, HAHAHAHAA SORRY. But seriously!

It's almost 12 Omg (haha Nicolette!) Imma (kewl kid) hit the sack now, bye.

Ps. People need to understand that Imma is slang for "I'm going to", not "I am"! Seriously!

Pps. And MTFBWY. HAHAHAHAHAHA GO SEARCH IT UP! And no, it's not vulgar.

Happy Lunar New Year!

2009-01-26T01:50:00.000+08:00

WISHING ONE AND ALL A VERY HAPPY LUNAR NIU YEAR!

Yay!!! It's a special event to be able to celebrate 2 new years, so we must take advantage of it!

Unfortunately, i am sick with the dang-gay, and i must take care of myself and use my Arc-Reactor/glowy chest thing to fight all the mozzies!! Right, Clarissa?! :-D

Alright, it's pretty late, and i just wanted an event update done here, since it's kinda dead?!!

ROBERT DOWNEY JR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Slobber slobber drool slobber sigh-

Love,
Nicolete

HAHAH,
Nicolette

Where is Nicolette?

2009-01-23T20:45:00.005+08:00

Where are you Nicolette Wong Silent Hill?!?!

Just only I was quite annoyed at my dad so I said quite loudly in my room "shit". Haha yah I know I shouldn't and I'm sorry about that but that is not the point!

My mum heard me and then she ask "Clar who you scolding, is it you scold stupid shit?"

And then shouted "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

This totally makes me seem like some mad girl. Haha I am such a liar... I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!! I enjoy lying blatantly.

No I'm kidding.

ANYWAY THE POINT OF THIS POST IS - WHERE ARE YOU NICOLETTE CAN YOU FASTER REPLY ME AND UPDATE THIS BLOG!!!!!!!! :(

Bye.

Ps. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT NICOLETTE IS SOLD AS A SLAVE GIRL IN EGYPT!!!!!

:Q

2009-01-16T21:15:00.003+08:00

HELLO!!!!

My msn is being bloody sucky now. I can sign into my liove but not my clarr, is that stupid or what?!?! I want my old msn back :(

I didn't go for track today, this is one of the few times I want to pon track! Sometimes I get so so so so so tired of running. And haha, today was the first time I wore the wrong shorts for mass run ever. Stupid track pants, there were yellow unknown stains on it but I guess I should be glad that I even had that pair of track pants. If not it would have resulted in the first demerit of the year.

My mother is being annoying now...

I went to Tully's coffee after school today and the guy gave me 3 vouchers! It's like, buy one cup of coffee, get one cup free! Means one cup only $2+! Awesome right!!! I love vouchers :D

And at Tully's this two girls from some stupid school kept staring at me for I don't know what reason. The girl so stupid please, she was like "Eh, 你看她, Shhhh..." to her friend then her stupid friend looked over at me. And then she turned back and looked at me quite alot of times, must be because I'm too pretty and angelic looking. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jkjkz. But cereally, they so annoying because they like the staff who gave me the vouchers............. So gross.

CNY is coming up, I'm looking forward but not looking forard to it at the same time.

This CNY I will not be seeing one of my cousins because he has to go to he US for army. That's really damn sad because it will be the first time I'm celebrating CNY without him :( I hope that he will be safe man!!!

And this CNY, I hope I won't go to my grandfather's house because it's so awkward, and boring, and it makes me upset. But at least I get more angpaos from his side, he should give me like 14 angpaos because for the past 15 years he only gave me one freaking angpao. Not that I want his angpao anyway, I don't need it!

Haha, this post is full of ranting and complaining because I havn't been blogging and I have so much to complain about, hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm so sorry! Everytime I blog here I feel like I'm writing a letter to Nicolette! This post is quite long...

Okay, I am going to... Mug for my O-levels and plan for my future now. And then look for a eligible bachelor who is taller than me. (HAHAHAHHAHA NO!!!!!!!!!)Okay bye, and Nicolette you better update too ah!

Ps. Can you believe that I didn't watch finish that Wilber Pan show!!!!!! HAHAHAHA.

Onion Man

2008-12-30T00:53:00.002+08:00

Hi,

I totally love Iron Man, especially it's addictive soundtrack. I can't stop listening to the soundtrack!

Iron Man is a show that i never expected myself to like. It's probably because of the sexy, charismatic Robert Downey Jr.! Anyway, there's Iron Man 2, and i'm so going to catch it!!

The new year's coming in a while, so we better start on our New Year's Resolutions! I'm not that much a follower of resolutions, but if it makes you follow it for just a bit, it actually helps for just those few months. So, i'm definitely listing my resolutions!!

Actually, this year passed by quite slowly, as compared to last year. Wtf?! I hate slow years.

Nicolette

PS The Iron Man soundtrack is freakin' good.

Story

2008-12-26T23:47:00.002+08:00

Omg last night I had no more weird dream, I had a bad dream but it wasn't a nightmare!

I dreamt that a teacher went to scold me and when I woke up I was so sad!!

Then I went for training,

And cut newspaper for newspaper cutting,

Then ate dinner,

And came online,

Then ALL I WANT TO SAY IS... NICOLETTE UPDATE!!!!

Heehee ok bye!

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T00:23:00.002+08:00

Merry Christmas all, this is me wishing everybody that they'll be safe this holiday season whoooooooo!

Why is it Merry Christmas anyway? Why isn't it Happy Christmas, or... Blissful Christmas? I think Joyful Christmas sounds okay.

And this is my new fave song:

IT IZ SO AWESOME!!!! And this is the only place I'll tell people my new fave song because I know The Treetrunk won't read this and like, do annoying stuff... DON'T YOU THINK THIS SONG IS SO NICE?!?!?!?!

This year's Christmas Eve is the worst one I have ever ever ever ever celebrated in this 15 years I've been alive. Seriously no kiddingz. Well I hope Christmas will be a better day for me.

But at least today I saw my favourite cousin ever ever everrrrrrrrrr! HEE HEE HEE!

Yeah I know nobody blogs in Christmas Eve/Christmas but really, today was too much of a sucky day that's why HAHAHA.

I have a feeling that next year is going to be a better year. This year has been REALLY REALLY sucky for me. It's the horriblest year so far, thanks to the Treetrunk and it's other Beaver friend. And oh, my results hit rock bottom this year which is SO DEPRESSING AND @!#$%^!!! But I had a feeling that 2008 was going to be a sucky year in 2007. Means my psychic skills can be trusted, heeeeeez.

Last night I had a weird dream (again)! It's a dream I dreamt about before only it's kinda different and like a sequel (doesn't this remind you of something?! HAHA). It's like after 6pm or something then the school will have some weird magic?!?!?!?! I know, wth right.

Oka I'm going to sleep now and stop being loserish haha bye.

Yo Gabba Gabba

2008-12-23T00:44:00.003+08:00

Why having an older brother is awesome:

So sweet!!!!!

And no it's not some monster/ghost video... HAHHAHAHAHAHA!

C:

2008-12-16T19:43:00.004+08:00

Today while I was eating breakfast,

Man: Doez your babies want some juice?
Mum: (to man) Huh? (to Dad) What is he saying? (realises what he means then asks me and brother if we want juice)

To the man baby=child! Haha, I found that amusing!

Later on,

Mum: (asks man) So how many babies do you have?
Man: Oh I have 2 boy babies, one 3 one 7.

It was really very funny hearing them say children as babies!

And the hot guy at the ~~hotel~~ coal mine is laughing, which makes me want to laugh too... AHAHAHA!

Recently, I've been kinda worried that I'll forget things. Like, sometimes I can't really remember a person's face and it becomes really blurred but hten when I see them again I'll remember! That's pretty darn shitty...

I'm quite scared tht I'll forget what happened in Primary school and Secondary school, who were my best friends and what we did together because I'm already slowly forgetting.

Can't even remember Swan's face clearly, to speak the truth...

I can't really remember some of the crazy things I did in primary school, although I do remember most.

OHOH, there was once my primary school partner brought this wax fragrance souvenir back from Thailand and then it broke and we stepped on it because we were too lazy to sweep it up. THEN, the bottom of our school shoes became damn slippery, so did the floor around our tables and then the next day the whole class ebcame damn slippery and we made like 6 people fall!!!!! There was one girl who fell more than 2 times!

What if when I'm 18 I forget all the little crazy things we did in Secondary school?!!?! That's quite shitty! Later one day I wake up then I suddenly forget that I had this fund called the foody fund!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a portable hard disk where I could store and backup all my memories in! And I hope blogger doesn't ever close down! So in like 5 years time I still can access my blog and HTG and read whatever lame things I blogged about!

And I wish I didn't delete postmarkedclar!

Omg gtg bye!

AN UPDATE!

2008-12-15T01:58:00.002+08:00

Is it a bird? No!!
Is it a plane?! Noo!!
Is it an update?!! Yesss!!!!!

After weeks of blank eyes staring at an equally blank entry page, i have finally gathered up enough inspiration to enter a thoughtful post.

Here, we would like to make the whereabouts of Clarissa official and finalised. She is currently being sold as a slave-girl to Arabia, where she will be working at a coal mine. Letters and telegraphs can be sent to her, but only once a fortnight. We express our apologies to any inconvenience caused.

If Typing Terror is a game of interest to you, you would like to know that playing that game with its terrorising sound off, and your favourite music on would enable you to breeze through the 5 levels and the bonus stage! Now now, there's no need to thank me...

Popping Poppies is a poppin' hell lot of great stuff! There are two people there with two pairs of magical hands that can transform any and every girl's dream into realiteeeeeey! Great job!! :-D

I am starving of a letter from a particular someone...

Until then,

Nicolette

HORNY FORTY

2008-11-28T00:25:00.004+08:00

OMG, THIS IS THE EPIC 40th HTG POST!

So this must be an epic post, so here's an epic msn convesation!

Elf Nicolette says (12:22 AM):
DICK-O-MOON
Clarissa, says (12:23 AM):
EW!!
Elf Nicolette says (12:23 AM):
HAHAHAHAHA
Elf Nicolette says (12:23 AM):
THE MOON BECOME DIFF SHAPE...
Clarissa, says (12:23 AM):
OMG
Clarissa, says (12:23 AM):
WTFFFFF
Clarissa, says (12:23 AM):
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elf Nicolette says (12:23 AM):
AND THEN...
Elf Nicolette says (12:23 AM):
IT CHANGE SHAPE...
Elf Nicolette says (12:23 AM):
AND COLOUR
Clarissa, says (12:24 AM):
OMG YUCK U ARE SO GROSS

EPIC, EH? THIS IS LIKE, EXCLUSIVE!!!

Watch the video! It's like the funniest video EVER. WATCH IT, OKAY? NICOLETTE WATCHED IT TOO AND SHE WAS LIKE SO EXCITED!!! NEED EVIDENCE???

Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OG
Elf Nicolette:
MOGM
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OGM
Elf Nicolette:
OGM
Elf Nicolette:
GOM
Elf Nicolette:
GOM
Elf Nicolette:
OGM
Elf Nicolette:
OGM
Elf Nicolette:
GOM
Elf Nicolette:
GOMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG
Elf Nicolette:
OMG

See, evidence. Not I anyhow type one ah.

And according to Nicolette, GOM means:
Elf Nicolette says (12:36 AM):
GRAVITY OF MANIPULATION

And OGM means:
Elf Nicolette says (12:36 AM):
OH GREAT...MENOPAUSE

So this is the EPIC video:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

OKAY. In this epic juncture, I need to talk about Wiber Pan because even though he was a fatty he's englih is so good... AND HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Clarissa, says (12:39 AM):
WHAT'S YOUR COMMENT ON HTG'S EPIC 40th POST?
Elf Nicolette says (12:40 AM):
OMG I THINK I WATCHED THE DENNY VIDEO LIKE A MILLION TIMES ALREADY (I think we know!)
Elf Nicolette says (12:40 AM):
WHAT COMMENT?
Clarissa, says (12:40 AM):
COMMENT ON THE HTG'S EPIC 40th POST!

One million minutes later...

Elf Nicolette says (12:42 AM):
I THINK IT'S REALLY HMMTASTESGREAT THAT WE'VE GOTTEN SO FAR... I'D LIKE TO THANK BLOGGER FOR MAKING THIS BLOG POSSIBLE. AND OF COURSE, m0iI BwESsTtIeES CLARISSA, FOR MANAGING THE BLOG WITH ME. ALSO, TO ALL THE READERS OUT THERE (SINGLE DIGIT NUMBER :)), WE REALLY APPRECIATE EVERY VISIT YOU HAVE MADE. THANKS SO MUCH. WE LOVE YOU. GOD BLESS HMMTASTESGREAT.BLOGSPOT.COM!!! -FLYING KISS-
Elf Nicolette says (12:42 AM):
COOL RIGHT (Yup, very...!!!!)

Anyway, I think Nicolette should blog in this Epic 40th post so someone can say how kick ass Katherine Heigl is!

Signing off,
~~Wilber Pan fan girl~~ OMG WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!??!

Hi,

You are so gross to like Wilber Pan. His face is as big as a Pan!!!!

The only reason why Clarissa is defaming me is because she is hiding her true self. She is, in fact, even gross-er.

There will be more well-sourced Grey's Anatomy videos coming up soon! So watch out!

40 POSTS IS REALLY HUGE FOR US. IT'S SUCH A STEPPING STONE!!!

Nicolette

CHRISTMAS

2008-11-26T15:51:00.003+08:00

HAHAHAHHA CHRISTMAS. SIGH, I LOVE CHRISTMAS. :')

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME?!?! PULL AND BEAR?!?! I LOVE PULL AND BEAR!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I can't wait for Thursday man. But i have to write a card for Giwon and i still have yet to even come up with a draft!! Sigh so stressful. :(

I'M LISTENING TO MY BRITNEY SPEARS, WHOOHOO! She is the ultimate comfort singer. Other songs just remind me of bad things, or they don't fit my mood. BUT i can listen to her anytime. I'm such a FAN!! :)

I think Katherine Heigl and Sandra Oh are damn good actors. Some people may underestimate actors like them, but seriously, you should watch Grey's Anatomy to feel the power from within, HAHA. Even Eva Longoria is quite a good actress... No, really!!

Denny Duquette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 A very touching, melodramatic scene. Also shows the prowess of Katherine Heigl's acting skills. :'(

IRONMAN

2008-11-22T00:52:00.004+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHELLO!

Musical evening was REALLY REALLY FUN! Thanks for bring us da moosic, SIA!

Omg hahahahha! Sia sia! Anyway, what is siol or sial or whatever?! I can't imagine anyone saying siol! That's so weird!

Anyway, the most exciting thing that happened to me this musical evening: an extremely hawt guy brushed past me.

WELL ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE! All the guys there sai one! Got one shitty guy banged onto my shoulder and didn't even apologise. Chewyan saw her ex classmate who squeezes his pimples then cleans it on the table... That's gross...

The real most exciting thing that happened to me this musical evening: Sitting in the hall listening to the band playing!

I never knew the band was so power 'cause everytime I hear you all playing it's like in your own sections and eveytime you all play during occasions the place so noisy and the ambience so not nice.

ANYWAY, sorry for the extremely plain flowers Nicolette! The other one colour was squashed and ugly! AND HAHA THE LETTER!!! IT'S REALLY EXCITING OK I'M SORRY I CANNOT FINISH WRITING! It includes exciting things like "THE CURSE OF THE COCONUT", you better remember or else... THE CURSE OF THE COCONUT...

HAHAHA!

And I wanted to get you something from Pull and Bear but I forgot becos I was in sucha rush!

I still remember the first time you told me you went to Pull and Bear over the phone! I thought it was POOH AND BEAR HAHA, like POOH BEAR!

WELL I AM GOING TO GET IT SOON AND WRITE FINISH THE LETTER AND GIVE IT TO YOU NEXT THURS! PLZ LOOK FORWARD TO IT, HAHA!

Can't wait for Thurs actually. I havn't seen da gang in quite long! I NEVER SEE WEILIN AND YUEBIN SINCE SCHOOL ENDED! That's really quite long!

From now on I am going to copy you and call it gang because I don't know what to call us.

Anyway Kevjoojoo is being a smart alec again... He says gang is a group of troublemaking young people. He is just jealous that he doesn't have any friends! Especially after that time Nicolette didn't include him in your top 4 friends! He has been so bitter about it!!!

OH!!! PLZ STOP MESSING UP MY HAIR NICOLETTE, I AM NOT ROSIE!!!!!!!!!!! Well I am going to tell you all how Nicolette once called me Rosie and pretended that I was a dog and started patting my "fur" and got Weilin into doing it too!

If Nicolette was a dog I will call her SORIE (swap the places of S and R is ROSIE) because she had better be feeling SORIE!

OH OH OH!!! At Yong Siew Toh, there was this guy who had BO and he was like standing around then later he kept pinching his nose because he knew he had BO and wanted to act like the smell was coming from someone else and it's so smelly, HAHAHA! So stupid!

OK THIS POST QUITE LONG BYE!

Ps. I just went to some random person's blog and she said "VALLINA". THAT'S SO FUNNY! IT'S VANILLA FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU SHOULD TRY SAYING VALLINA COS IT'S SO FUNNY!

HEY, HOW ARE YOU!

2008-11-18T15:56:00.004+08:00

HI!

Long time since i last updated, but i've been really busy not going online.

I finished Season 1 of Grey's Anatomy in 2 days!! I'll be starting on Season 2 soon...

Musical Evening is in 3 days, and i'm nervous and eggcited!!

Is my tone of writing funny?! I feel like i'm rushing through this post!

I'm brown now, thanks to the carnival in SAFYC. Whoohoo!

I have a thing for eyebags. Isn't it kinda gross?!

Also, if you try saying Grey's Anna's-Tummy, IT'S SUPER STUPID!! Good job Clarissa!

Clarissa, do you really want a hawt hawt boyfriend?!! What if i steal him away from you?! No, don't worry i won't! (I think i'm going back into my i'm-don't-want-to-get-married-ever state of mind again..)

UNTIL NEXT TIME, SATISFY YOUR EAGER EYES ELSEWHERE SUCH AS Clarissa's or Nicolette's blog!

(Isn't it stupid how i'm making it sound like this blog is very popular?)

OH YEAH.. I think i would melt if any guy called me sweetheart. It's such a nice pet name! Aww...

Nicolette!!!!!

It's been...

2008-11-17T23:06:00.002+08:00

Since my msn sucks and my IMs can't be sent, I haz decided to blog an imaginary conversation with Nicolette!

Clarissa:
YO WASSUP DUDE!!!!!

Nicolette:
HELLO!!!

Clarissa:
I love Bak Kuh Teh!!

Nicolette:
Omg yes!!!!! Malaysia one so nice!

Clarissa:
Do you want to play key quest?!?!?!

Nicolette:
Not now, I need to watch Grey's Anatomy!

Clarissa:
(Ana-tummy, ANNA'S TUMMY)

Nicolette:
Ha ha!

THAT WAS PRETTY LAME! I feel quite lame, HAHAHA! MSN SUCKS BIG TIME, BLOODY HELLZ!

ANYWAY I CAN'T WAIT FOR MUSICAL EVENING!

Acutally one of the reasons why I can't wait is becos I want to pass you your extremely pleasant surprise because I'm a very kind person! And the surprise is really quite pleasant, I'll be very happy if someone gave me that surprise! I think writing letters to you is quite nice because you understand them (or at least I think so)!

The others don't understand when there's a ugly guy standing nearby and I turn to them and say "yours"!

I am quite lazy to do homework, has anyone started?!?! I wonder if anyone has already finished their hw... Probably the C class people!

My clock is pointing exactly at 12 o'clock! I don't really like it...

OKAY, I AM GOING TO SLEEP AND GET READY FOR TOMORROW BECAUSE TOMORROW WILL BE A BETTER DAY AND THEN I'LL MAGICALLY HAVE GR8 RESULTS, LOTS OF MONEY AND A HAWT BF AND BE EXTREMELY HAPPY!

HAHAHA OK BYE!

*: LURFU nEbOLETTE MISS FIGHTING WITH YOU HEEHEE!!!!!!! AND CAN U UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( You abandon the site more yan zhong than me! And I don't know what to put at the title!!!!

The world's still ending (but it's cool)

2008-11-10T23:59:00.002+08:00

Nicolette is one who jumps to conclusions, beware!!!!!

First she thought I thought that I really thought that she was going offline and then

The Fang Fangs says (11:20 PM):
I THOUGHT EU DARMB WHAD

But I'm a girl with a big palm (they say people with big palms are kind hearted souls, like me!!!!!) I forgave her.

Then later I asked her to watch this video:

She didn't want to watch it at first but after much dbate she did in the end but when she was watcing didnt know so she suddenly

The Fang Fangs says (11:54 PM):
OMG YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE YOU PERVERT AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

SO MEAN RIGHT!

If you watch the video 1:33 then you'll know but I showed Nicolette the vid becos I thought it was gross and not becos I'm a pervert!

She is such a mrrrrrean preson...

Mrean to da max plz...

Even Kevpoopoo agrees with me.

Ps.Thx for the comfort hug Kevpoopoo, love u.

Pps. Stop trying to squeeze in between us when Kevpoopoo is trying to comfort me, Nicolette!!!!

This is Nicolette's comment. On what, I shall not say...

The Fang Fangs says (11:55 PM):
JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS SO NERDY AND HAS A PASSION FOR BLOWJOBS

BUT OMG THE BOY LOOKS SO CUTE!!!!!!! <3333333

Clarissa, says (12:14 AM):
UPDATING HTG AS PROMISED!!!!

Nicolette says (12:15 AM):
yay!

Omg hahahah she doesn't know, yet. Hahahaha!!!!

Nicolette is so random!

Clarissa, says (12:18 AM):
What else should I blog about?

Nicolette says (12:19 AM):
OMG PLAY SUPER HASEE BOUNCE

Clarissa, says (12:19 AM):
OMG I SUCK AT IT!

Nicolette says (12:19 AM):
YOU SHOULD BLOG ABOUT THE MISCOMMUNICATION WE HAD

Haha, well I did... HEHE!

Okok, Nicolette is a really nice galgal. I think all the guys will fall in love with her dimple! And I think you should try touching Nicolette's dimple because I think it's such a MIRACLE DIMPLE! *inserts angel music*

BYE!

Ps. I love you even though you misunderstand me all the tym... *SOBXXXX*

Sloppy, Shaggy, Bad Kissers

2008-11-09T16:43:00.008+08:00

Hi,

Most girls swoon over sloppy, shaggy hair-ed, soft eye-ed males in romance films. They somehow epitomise the desire that average girls have for average boys. Who doesn't want sloppy? Don't we all like to try to change your guy into one that's smartly attired? Such an achievement, eh?! Who doesn't want shaggy hair? Besides the fact that long hair is such the trend now, no girl can resist the sexy locks of bedhead. Who doesn't want soft eyes? Soft eyes that look straight into yours, making the rest of the surroundings fade to black, leaving just two of you in one universe. Of course, there's the bad-kissing male leads in romance films. They kiss so badly, you squirm and cock your head sideways, and say to yourself, If only i'm there to try that kiss scene with him and make it right. Ha ha ha.

These are some male characters who exhibit one or more of the above characteristics in a romance film:

Michael Moscovitz from The Princess Diaries

Matt Flamhaff in 13 Going On 30 (when they were 13)

Johnny Martin in Penelope (the kiss scene was quite bad)

And of course, everyone agrees:

Troy Bolton from High School Musical

To make up for the lack of clean looks, these men have hearts made of pure gold, and enough love for the female leads to melt a few dozen other girls' hearts out there.

Nicolette

PS: This post does not serve to show that i have a soft spot on these kind of men.

Yo wassup!

2008-11-07T23:30:00.005+08:00

YO BRUDDAS!!!!! l0ng tym no tok sia.. it'z Kevpoopoo your man rawkin' da haus!!

Hmmtastesgr8 iish such a pwettii blog!!!! ~~~ ^o^

iie tyynk invading hmmtastesgr8 iishh much funner than invading xanga.com/les(bian)_aventures!~ omgs, iie wiish iie cann blog here da rest of miie lyf.. tiis iish such a pwettii place, filled with rainbows, unicorns and fantastic tasting oatmeal cookieZxzXx.. mmmm, yummm..

iish tiis heaven?? cos tiis iz 2 beautiful.. iie mus be deadz

x.X

aniwae yo, my bro kevjoojoo tynks he iish so clevah.. he thought that he could hack into this acct but HOHOX tuhh him!! iie managed to hack in here but he didn't!!!!

recently, we went to the studiox to take a famili pic.. tat's why we were sh0 busii..

here's a pic..

iie'm obviously da one on da right cos iie'm kewl.. my beanie is sh0 kewl rite! my bro kevhoohoo is da 1 on da left cos he iish da most 'normal' out of the 3 of us.. he quite plain rite, i kewlerx!! and look at kevjoojoo, the one in the middle.. lyk, he looks lyk some nerdiie freak rite!!

aniwaes.. we were alwaes picked on in ku last tym becos they say we lok weird.. iie dun seewhy we look weird! ok fine,maybe it'z becos we onli hab 1 leg, but we can managed perfectly! iie dun see wads rong!

but at least now no one pick on us..

okie, iie needa go now cos my nerdiie bro wants to game.. i tynk world of warcraft and counter strike iz overrated.. we all should play.. mario kartwheelz instead!! it is much more fun than trying 2 mine 4 gold..

byez!

ps. did u realise tat iie learnt how 2 twiitxZx more??? kekex!

pps. plz leave a comment on our photo becos im sure i look better than my bros..

ppps. world of warcraft and counter strike is evilz.. my bro is like so addicted to world of warcraft that it is SCARY.. and examples are shown in the previous post.. why are they sh0 scary?? iie mean, it's so scary to see someone laugh at a box (the computer)........... my bro ALWAES does tt.. he keep skipping his meals until he from 50kg become 25kg... compare him in the prev photo to tis pic!

I'M SO SCARED!!!!!!!! AH! SUM1 PLZ COMFORT MIIE!

What's up with gaming?

2008-11-03T00:09:00.002+08:00

Hello,

Recently, my sister has started playing Counter Strike, that her poly guy friends gave her. I admit it was quite fun watching her play and hitting her like mad when her enemies come out and attack her. However, this sort of joy is short-lived. :( About 15 minutes into the game, this happened:

Me:"I'm playing the stupidest game (compared to yours) now.."
Sis:"-"
Me:"Are you even listening to me?"
Sis:"Heehaw!!"
Me:"Tsk. You're just like those gamers.. Can't even hear people around them! Soon, they tend to ignore their dinner.."
Sis:"Ahahahahaha!!"

If you didn't get it, she was laughing at her screen. :(

I read my post to her, and she just went "Ah-hehehehehheheehhhh".

(Omg, is it 'I read my post to her', or 'I read to her my post'?!)

Alright, i'm going start watching her play again!

Love,
Nicolette

Mee Soto

2008-10-29T22:39:00.003+08:00

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I havn't updated here for quite awhile!

Neopets is such a great de-stresser/de-depresser!

Here's a picture:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

And I'm off to sleep because I'm so super sleepy!

GIVE YOU LETTER ON FRIDAY!

My mother is so naggy okay bye.

Class Gatherings and the Joy of Bonding (and Receiving)

2008-10-27T13:56:00.003+08:00

Hello,
Just yesterday, we had a sec2 class gathering. I actually posted about it in my xanga, so i'm not going to say much here! But it was really nice to bond with our old friends once more :') The class chalet last year was such a blazzzt, and this year's one should be eggsplosive!!

In other news, my family is getting a new washing machine since the old one conked out on us! Plus, a new stove as well! Hip, Hip, Hurrah! (I'm feeling quite Irish today, therefore Hurrah, instead of Hurray, ha ha!)

Love
Nicolette

THE BETTER TWIT ISN'T ME.

2008-10-22T23:48:00.002+08:00

Hello,

Apparently, i'm not the bloody better twit! (THANKS BE)

I really enjoy posting here, actually! And i have 3 weblogs to post at!

But at the same time, i'm really tired, HA HA.

Love,
Nicolette

PS Clarissa, please update more often!! :D

Woahitsandrew,

2008-10-21T23:11:00.003+08:00

Is in 11th Grade means he is... 16-17 years old which is not nice because he hums the exciting-part-tune/when-they-walk-in-for-important-meeting-tune of the wzbqw!

I think the guys in Singapore are getting smellier and smellier. HAHAHA JK.

NICOLETTE FASTER UPDATE HMMTASTESGR8!

Tomfool!

2008-10-18T22:46:00.001+08:00

HI NICOLETTE!!!! Sorry for not posting here, HEHZ!

Whenever I see that Happyslip pic I feel like laughing! (Actually, I do Laugh Out Loud whenever I see that pic!)

:O I left this post unfinished overnight and it's rotting now... Omg, and it smells. I spy fungus wth! Just because of ONE NIGHT????

Heehee!

Nothing much... Think you should google and right click "save picture as" Liu Xiang pictures now. Heheheh!!! And Terarc. And Wilfur. And Domokun. And Clarissa.

Juz kidding!

Okay, bye!!!

Movie Marathon (kind of)

2008-10-15T00:01:00.002+08:00

Hello,

Today we had a movie marathon at Weilin's house! Actually, it was only 2 movies, namely Juno and Love Wrecked. Weilin and i had a hard time choosing the 2 movies from Video EZY because we only had to rent 2 and there were so many rom-coms to choose from. But i was delighted with Juno because i wanted to watch it since it came out in the theatres!

Going home was quite an adventure. If you didn't know, i hate going out when it's dark outside. So, it was a nightmare taking the bus from Weilin's house home. I kinda made a few mistakes on my way, so i reached home at 9.30pm. :(

Tomorrow, i will officially sell my first 2 Musical Evening tickets. So i have 6 more to go!

Results tomorrow, i pray pray pray pray that i will reap what i sow for all the subjects. :/ I'm really scared!!!

Love
Nicolette the scaredy-cat.

:( :) :/ :@ :P

2008-10-13T22:57:00.002+08:00

Here's a song for your PMS days. You may have heard it before (I think everyone has!).

Bryan Adams- Heaven
Oh - thinking about all our younger years
There was only you and me
We were young and wild and free

Now nothing can take you away from me
We've been down that road before
But that's over now
You keep me coming back for more

*Chorus:
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven

Oh - once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feeling down

Yeah nothing could change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
Cause our love will light the way

*Chorus*

I've been waiting for so long
For something to arrive
For love to come along

Now our dreams are coming true
Through the good times and the bad
I'll be standing there by you

Wednesday are results day. I am prepared for the best, and the worst. I have studied very hard for particular subjects. And... i don't know. I'm quite scared now.

Ah, feck it.

Nicolette

Ive Ife!

2008-10-13T22:14:00.002+08:00

-Unknown- says (10:08 PM):
can you update hmmtastesgreat before i fall into depression

Awwwwwwwww, don't cry.

-Unknown- is sad so I guess, it's time for us to cheer her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU ALL LIKE BE NICE TO HER? MAYBE YOU ALL CAN CHAT HER UP ON MSN OR JUST LEAVE A COMMENT AT THE BLOODY 100 COMMENTS PROJECT BEFORE I REALLY BLOW UP AND EAT YOUR BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

-Unknown- is so poor thing I feel so sad for her and I want to pat her head because she is so poor thing :( And look at her personal message. It's the signs of a depressed girl so you all should cheer her up >:( NOW >:( >:( >:(((((((

She might act dao but bobian, that's how everyone acts like they are depressed what. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND AND GIVE WAY!

Anyway -Unknown-, I think after tonight you'll feel better because the night before my AHEM I felt very depressed and I slept at 9+ and then I cried as if I'm watching a soap opera/as if the last boy on earth died (Eg Danny Phantom).

Don't cry -Unknown-, you jump, I jump. You cry, I cry. You vomit, I vomit. You play piano, I play piano.

-Unknown- is such a brave and great soul. I really admire her... Omg, feel like crying :( Like really no joke.

Since -Unknown- is such a hmmtastesgr8 soul, I think I should tell you all retards that she is our dearest Nicolette Wong Silent Hill :(

LET'S TALK ABOUT HAPPY THINGS AND REMINISCENCE.

1. Remember when I first said Super Grouper and you started VIBRATING like my handphone?!

2. Remember the fun times at our playground (AKA THE FITNESS CORNER)?

3. Remember you b'day this year?! Got late to tuition just for you. I'm such a kind person!

4. Remember our FOODIE FUND?! We saved but we never ever bought anything using it. Only at the end of the year, we used it to buy the cookie thing, haha!

5. Remember our not-even-half-filled Math 1 and Math 2? Hahahaha, we really slacked like dunno what!

6. Remember... PLAYING TRUTH OR TRUTH? HAHA!

7. OMG REMEMBER SURFNG THE NET FOR FOR REANDOM WEIRD THINGS?!?!?!?!?!

8. I'm rushing now becos you have to go so I'll continue tomorrow!!!!! I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

It's quite hard to cheer up when you're this depressed over this matter but let's look forward to tomorrow when we can play at Weilin's house and watch movies and eat! (I am going to steal all the sweets from the treasure box!)

LET'S LIVE LIFE (or life live???? hahah wth) TO THE FULLEST! TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY SO LET'S LOOK FORWARD TO IT!

LOVE YOU MIKOLETTE! Promise to get you something from Japan (i.e. a domokun keychain). So you should look forward to tomorrow and tomorrow until the day I come back from Japan, until the day I give the Domokun keychain!!!!! And look forward to tomorrow forever 'cause you finally have your domokun Keychain!!!

Ok blog tomorrow 'cause I'm really tryin to type really fast!!!! BAI LOVE YOU!

Alot Of Good Lookin'

2008-10-12T22:54:00.007+08:00

Hello! This is a mega update from both of us today!

Anyway, i want to provide this blog with a source of eye candy. I have this folder in my computer named as the above. Here are some cute people in the world. Sigh..

Javier Bardem

Adrian Brody

Mark Stoermer (and the ever blossoming Brandon Flowers)

Rodrigo Santoro

Jarno Trulli

Emperor Kuzco :)

Ben Affleck

Joo Ji Hoon

And for Clarissa,

China. Otherwise known as "The Man Who Won Clarissa's Heart"

Kev Jumbas of the World Unite!

A little something for your viewing and laughing pleasure:

OK I GOT TO GO MY MOM IS KILLING ME, FISH.

Love
Nicolette

TEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-12T22:35:00.002+08:00

-Unknown- says (10:21 PM):
WANNA TASTES MY FISTS?!?!?!??!?!

Powerful grammer FTW!

-Unknown- is such a mean person, I WONDER who is THAT.....................

HAHAHAHAH!

Today I saw alot of babies. I saw alot of babies at church and I saw my nephew and niece!!!! <3 I love babies, unlike -Unknown-!

Thanks, -Unknown-, even though you're so mysterious! Thanks for helping me in my chem, at least I think I won't die that badly even though I'm going to die!

And, I still owe -Unknown- a movie tix and popcorn.

-Unknown- is such a mysterious and unknown figure, but he/she/it (unknown gender) is my best friend because... His/her/its name is called -Unknown-.

I hope you don't know who is -Unknown-, because only I know what is -Unknown-...

Signing off,
-Unknown-'s friend...

Ps. I'm quite freaked out at my own post wth, HAHAHAHAHA!

"I'm back to my handsome human self,.."

2008-10-09T22:37:00.003+08:00

That's what the love of my life, Emperor Kuzco said yesterday when i was watching The Emperor's New School. You must watch it if you have Disney channel!

Anyway -flaps wrists wildly a la Baby Cruz-, Exams are finally over! I feel so weird not studying! But i'm doing very well with slacking at home, ha ha.

There's band tomorrow, and even though i pon-ed today's practice, i actually can't wait to go for band. All the songs we'll play... omfs, whoohooooo!!

Have you watched the Blind Kung Fu Master? One of my friends showed me the video and it's quite funny- that is, if you enjoy watching slapstick comedies! Watch it here!

Also, we ask of you this kind favour of posting a comment for our 100 Comments Project! You can look for it in the right module in this blog. Come on, you'll make our day!

I love Mark Stoermer.

Nicolette

~

2008-10-01T16:03:00.003+08:00

We are studying now! Whoohoo.

Domokun says hi.

Clarissa says hi.

Nicolette says I like him in the “he so cute way”.

Okay bye!

Kactus.

2008-09-30T22:17:00.008+08:00

Hi little paper cranes, how ya doin'?

I've not been blooging over here because I was on an attachment. I had to go to this restaurant and work there for 15 hours a day and learn how to be waitress.

HAHHAHA! JKZ.

The real reason why was not able to update was because I was busy. I've recently joined this anti-fightig club thingy. Here's our poster, you may have seen it around...

HAAHAH! JKZ AGAIN. (Nicolette is a fantastic artist!!!! A1*******)

The real reason is that I'm busy being a nerd!

Okay, I need to sleep now because I'm becoming a panda... H8 EXAMS GTG BYE.

UPDATE: OMGOMOMGOMG!!!! I'M SUCH A KEWL PERSON! About two days ago I went to someone's channel on Youtube and I said "I want to be this person's 1000th suscriber, just because, just because..." (I hope you understand what I'm saying...) And just a second ago, I went to that person's youtube channel, and then 999 suscribers!

TOLDJA I'M CLAIRVOYANT!!!!!

Check it out, yo! 1000th suscriber!!

Stupid Things I Do #1

2008-09-21T23:09:00.002+08:00

Here's the new anthology series by me, Nicolette, about the many stupid things i do. :(

Today, i was holding a cracker in my left hand and my earpiece in my right. So there i was, yaking away to my mother. When i suddenly put my ear piece in my mouth and bit it!!!

"Fuck!!!"

"Tsk, what fuck..." My mom said in the most threatening way.

That's also what happens when you can't keep your tongue under control in such events. (You really can't!)

Nicolette

Tallulah.

2008-09-21T21:43:00.007+08:00

Hi there, interesting looking human.

Today I realised that many animals have their typical names! Like, say a bear. People would be likely to call it Benny the bear or something like that!

And another typical one, Rover the dog.

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?!?!?!?! Yup, thanks for agreeing, I knew you would.

Okay, there's typical names for a lion, ostrich, cat, snake, emu, monkey and omg, the most typical one, tiger!

Leo the lion, Darwin the monkey, Joe the emu, Tony the tiger (Frosted Cornflakes! <33333),>DO YOU REMEMBER MAISY THE MOUSE?????

And in case you think you're too cool for supermarkets/have no cornflakes childhood,

I love grocery shopping! It's quite fun!

And oh another one... Jack the 呱呱坠地.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SORRY NICOLETTE LOVE YOU LOADS LIKE THE STARS IN THE SKY SHINING BRIGHTLY LIKE YOU SO PWETTI ALL THE GUYS WANNA DATE YOU! But it's true, because he is a d__k (or duck)!

Okay, it's quite lame talking about animal names so let's talk about how depressed I feel whenever I think about my stupid english compo (or maybe not).

I think you should go to youtube right now and check out Terarc!

Okok, I'm a very boriinks person, like Kevpoopoo. Bye!

Ps. If you don't know who's Tallulah, she's Maisy's friend!

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

2008-09-20T22:40:00.003+08:00

:(

I'm crying right now!!! Poor poor phantom. No one loves him and it's so damn sad!!! OMG I REALLY CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE, IT'S DAMN TRAGIC.

On the other hand,

Hello.

I have just started my annual The Phantom Of The Opera (POTO) Appreciation in preparation for the upcoming finals. And i really love Raoul's voice, he sounds damn romantic and sexy!!! And Phantom is such a poor thing, poor thing. :( If you know the musical very well, you'll understand how i feel!!! :'(

Meanwhile, i hope that you will enjoy the most romantic song in the musical, All I Ask Of You.

RAOUL
No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears
I'm here, nothing can harm you
my words will warm and calm you
Let me be your freedom,
let daylight dry your tears.
I'm here with you, beside you,
to guard you and to guide you...

CHRISTINE
Say you love me every waking moment,
turn my head with talk of summertime...
Say you need me with you now and always...
Promise me that all you say is true
that's all I ask of you

RAOUL
Let me be your shelter
let me be your light
You're safe, No one will find you
your fears are far behind you...

CHRISTINE
All I want is freedom,
a world with no more night
and you, always beside me, to hold me and to hide me...

RAOUL
Then say you'll share with me
one love, one lifetime
let me lead you from your solitude
Say you need me with you here, beside you...
anywhere you go, let me go too
Christine, that's all I ask of you...

CHRISTINE
Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime...
say the word and I will follow you...
Share each day with me,
each night, each morning...
Say you love me...

RAOUL
You know I do...

BOTH
Love me - that's all I ask of you
Anywhere you go let me go too

Love me - that's all I ask of you...

Nicolette :(
I love Raoul!!! :(((((

Kuku Malu

2008-09-20T21:51:00.002+08:00

Nicolette should update! 8o

THIS YEAR PASSED REALLY QUICKLY LEH! I think it's because majority of this year sucked. Like really, this is the year of ultimate sucky people and ultimate lousy results.

Okay, after the exams, I will:

1) Figure out how to put games into my psp

2) Learn how to play the guitar

3) Bake cookies

4) Start playing the piano

But for now I will:

1) STUDY HARD LIKE A CRAZY SIAO CHAR BO (or maybe not)

2) Aim for A1 (or maybe not)

3) Pass all my subjects

Yes if I fail I will commit suicide (actually, no.)

BUT SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO PASS :( I'm quite lousy! Must get all A1 and think of Liu Xiang! Omg, I'm getting depressed by the second thiking of my laoya results!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(

Bye, and Nicolette better update because I talk about depressing things like lousy results.

GR-EIGHT.

2008-09-16T17:45:00.007+08:00

I feel quite tired, probably because there's not much sunlight now :(

I'm not weird! It's just that more sunlight makes me happier! HAHAHAHA.

My hand is aching from Wii. Our class played Wii yesterday and I played boxing 'cause cool people box other people (HA*space*HA)! I K.O.-ed the person each time it was my turn to play (I took turns to play with Chewyan, AGAINST THE WII PERSON LEH! I MEAN LIKE COMPUTER CONTROLLED GAMES ARE USUALLY QUITE HARD TO WIN)! And when Chewyan played she had to play all the three rounds and then let the judges or robot or whatever decide, hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

PRO BOXER!!!!!!

Haha! Okay, I don't feel so tired anymore because I am pro boxer! That paragraph was pretty boring but really, IT WAS PRETTY DARN INTENSE!

Okay, I followed a link in MSN just now. It's about careers and colours! Omg, I go and do the test TTYL.

TSK. They expected me to have a job, they didn't have a "student" option! I'm quite worried about FYEs and my future. What if I later I got no husband, AND NO JOB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

会被社会淘汰的！

Hahaha, my chinese is quite crap but whatever. PREPARATION FOR CHINESE EXAMS NEXT FRIDAY!

Ok, this post is long and boring and I'm not sorry because I don't have to be.

If you're really bored, watch this:

Pretty kool.

Or this!

Nice like crazy <3 The Killers! And it's live, some singers sing like crap in live concerts!

Or maybe you can find amusement in this:

CLARISSA, says: h__ 呱呱坠地 quite big!

That blank is for you to fill in! If you get it, then I must say you're quite clever!

bAiiiiiii~~ aii aii w0rHhXzxXzzxZ ^^;

I GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER, BYE.

- Pro Boxer Clarissa.

Bill And Ben

2008-09-14T16:36:00.004+08:00

Halo.

Yeah, Halo is the most confusing game that can make me cry. Especially the time when we played it at Valencia's house!!

Anyway, since hmmtastesgreat is a shared blog between Clarissa and me, we must talk about shared interests! Like,..
If you don't know who those two handsome men are, they're Bill And Ben, The Flower Pot Mennnnnn.

HAPPY MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL, ONE AND ALL!

Okay, my mom is going to catch me soon. :(

Nicolette

C'est magnifique!

2008-09-14T14:07:00.004+08:00

Cool or what?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please do not copy my very cute thing over here becuse I'm a true Pokémon lover and you're not. See, I even use the correct é thingy!

I am obviously the cuter girl standing on the right. HAHAHAHAHA JKJK!

Anyway, I made some changes to the thingy... And I attempted to make the comments thingy. I hope Nicolette will be okay with it! Red is cooler than blue/grey anyway, heehee!

FYI, C'est magnifique means "that's great!". I was surfing Wikipedia and I thought that it was kewlz because Micolette is such a French Fanatic (Alliteration, I kool)!

Omg, my English sux. I am going to fail English FYEs :(

Anyway, the people from my class are so lazy/____. I asked about one million people (Actually, 5 only) what is the title of the english argumentative essay on MSN and they refuse to reply me. I guess they're too lazy to dig up the essay and tell me the title. But I'll tell them if they needed to title lor, seriously!

I'LL REPLY YOU IF YOU NEEDED HELP, REALLY!!!!!! (evidence that Clarissa is a kind soul)

Anyway, please join the 100 comments project please please please please pleaseeeeeeee?

Person who comments the most wins a prize! Prize will be revealed after results are collated.

I sound so pro! :D But I guess you won't know what's the prize 'cause the winner is probably going to be me or Nicolette.

WANT TO PROVE US WRONG?

COMMENT NOW!!!!!!

Bye,
Clarissa!